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confessions of a dinner whore

Saturday, April 28, 2007

oh! so lame

[...]
d: so i thought about going to that sauna i showed you, but i'm too shy. and my body is morbidly obese, hideously deformed with fat
sb: i told you - you look great, why won't you believe me?
d: 'cause i've seen myself? naked?
sb: common, you look good, sauna awaits
d: but you're naked in sauna, this is why. everyone would see how fat i am, and how big my boobs are. gays are VERY judgemental
sb: and girls not?
d: bah! of course! they wish their cans were as big as mine

[55. almost like dc countdown]

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

omfg!! however i am sure that you're still used to yr former body shape and simply don't see that you're more toned and better shaped now (of what i am sure)
loads of love bro

10:20 AM  

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